PURRfect Verdict (Sans Vs Judge) a Pobs Deadly Fights script

 

Sans the Skeleton - Undertale by: Toby Fox

Pablo the Judge - OFF by: Unproductive Fun Time.

Script - POB65

The Beginning:

We cut to OFF and the aftermath of killing Batter. Pablo alongside us stared as he began dying.

Pablo: "You demented crusade ends here. Die, Batter, with eternal souvenir of not having conducted your sad scheme to its end."

 Batter while on his last breath: "It's too late. Everything is lost."

Pablo: "I know, but i prefer this over your victory."

And with that... the Batter drops dead...

Pablo: "Hence nothing remains..

Except..

For our.

Regrets.."

...We then see the Judge hopping off into the nothingness... and then we cut to him walking through a endless void of whiteness. Seemingly contemplating....

...Eventually... He sees... a Heart shaped portal.... and looks over the world inside said heart... and then he gets a idea as his smile slowly crawls back.

...

We then cut to the judgement halls. With Sans leaning his back against one of the pillars, seemingly waiting for somebody... Eventually Sans gets off of the pillar as he hears purring. Then notices a silhouette. He stood there for a moment before saying:

*..oh a cat? huh i wonder how did you get here.

And then the cat walks over and reveals its face before said cat responds: ''Ah i apologize for popping in unannounced. I did not mean to be disrespectful upon my arrival. Bonjour Skeletile.

*ah my bad. i suppose you wanna see the king? hes right-

Incorrect. I am here for YOU. and i have a... lets say... a proposition. Judge says while sitting down and doing his iconic pose.

Sans looked confused for a bit but then says: *oh. well thats new. then again i am quite... sansational.

the Judge let out a small chuckle before responding: Aha so thats what you are called... Sans is it?

*well yeah. could be sans.. but i could later on legally change my name to semi if i felt like it.

Uhuh...

...

So are you named Sans right now?

*yeah no sweat. anywho so you said something about a proposal?

Right. Right... lets just get straight to the point my osteologist acquaintance. How about I take care of that pest of a puppet and in exchange you dont have to move a single non-existent muscle. Trust me. I've dealt with something... very similar.

Sans took a moment to respond: ...

...nah. as much as i wouldve loved if someone else dealt with them.. im the last shot. but i apurreciate your enthusiasm.

The Judge inhaled and exhaled before continuing: No.. No i dont think you understand. I come-

*from a different world? i could tell. Sans says with narrowed eyes.

Oh? I suppose there IS some brain in that braincase of yours. How admirable.

*eh... it takes one to know one.

Fascinating... curious...

*... ...aight pawl. i get it. i feel ya. but nah. i have it in the bag.

No. No... Please. I insist. As a matter of a fact... What do you say we team up against the puppet and puppeteer? You and I know so much about the grander truths that lies beyond the eyes of a average citizen... or monster in this case.

*...puppeteer?.. ah.

...

...nah.

*i prefer working alone kit. if you got any further questions... i suggest ya ask them some another time.

...

...I cannot accept that answer my Carcasstic Amigo. There WONT be another time.

Sans looked over his side and scratched his bald head awkwardly... before responding:

*...sorry but my choice is final. either go away while you still can. or i use force.

Sans as he says the force part  jokingly  pushed the cat with blue magic.

Judge stood up and in a steady position.

..There is no convincing you it seems...

...

...Well i cannot allow that puppet get any further EXPerience...

I respect you as a individual. Dont suspect i have ill intent... however... before i take any drastic measures i have a single question for you..

Sans sighed... 

*...i am not gonna fight you-

Judge cuts him off

Oh i am afraid you will... anyways. Why did you let this genocidal maniac kill everybody you love? or well.. you've ever loved. Care to elaborate?

Sans let out a tiny ''heh'' that sorta sounded like a cough as well.

*to be frank... i ask myself the same question. do i have a slight hope that deep down... even the worst person could change? probably that... that and the fact ive promised that old lady to keep the kid safe.

Judge closed his eyes as he nodded while Sans talked... and opens them before saying:

Ah... you have the determined devotion and hope. I understand that. I respect that... but I think a minuscule promise is too delusional. I think there is a third factor into why youve didnt step down and act to justice in the first place..

*oh? gonna assume much? well be my guest cat.

You. Are. Filled. With. SLOTH.

You cannot deceive the eyes of a cat Mr. Skeleton. Only reason youre doing it now is because nobody else will stop them. I understand im but a mere stranger.. but again. I have the abilities and the will to stop them as well.. if not. better than whatever plan youve thought off.

Sans closed his eyes... after a moment of silence he gazes back down at the cat before responding:

*...lets agree to disagree. kay?

...So much for placing the blindest of confidences for you...

THE FIGHT!!!!

Judge began running up to Sans! And jumps to scratch him... only to be pulled back with blue soul magic in the exact stop he sat at before. Judge roamed his head around like a curious and confused cat... Before facing Sans and attempting to strike him once more! After Sans kept sending him back and back while snickering to himself... Judge eventually says:

...How will you strike that genocidal child? Pushing them away from yourself? That is your best battle strategy?

*oh nah. i just dont have a bone to pick with you.

...I feel sympathy for your easy going nature... and not for the reasonings you might believe in.

Just then Judge zooms out. Sans stood there in confusion... but then he turned around and sees Judge about to strike him. However the moment Sans dodged Judges attack the whole game glitches a bit before continuing as normal. 

MISS.

*wow youre sure determined about all of this huh? 

Oh no no im not determined... im just more CLAWified.

*ayeeeeeeee

Just then just as Judge gotten closer and Sans pushes him with blue soul... Atypical Sclerosis is inflicted! Sans checks his hand and sees its... blurry. And then he sees the Judge is gone. As the scene intensifies and Judge is nowhere seen....Sans stops time. Just in time as he turns around and sees that Judge was about to strike him.

*...man. thats some strong magic.

He rubs his eyeholes while walking away from where Judge was gonna strike him... while placing 3 small bones on front of him. Then time unstops and Judges face changes to widen eyes as he slides through said bones... he quickly stood up while his paw holds his chest.

...Hmmm... youre pretty fast yourself for a sloth.

*aw dont sweat it... anyways just stop. 

Judge then zooms behind Sans in lighting speed only for screen to flicker and Sans is now standing at the beginning of judgement hall before slamming Judge all over the place and placing him down. 

*i aint gonna repeat myself.... come on kitty. pussy cat.... whiskers?

*...you will lose more than 9 lives if you keep this up.

...Is this all a joke to you?

*... ...

*...so you aint gonna back down? it aint shameful.

Judge doesnt say anything... but then zooms towards Sans once more. 

Sans tries to get his soul just in time but Judge kept dodging just in time.

Eventually just as Judge is gonna scratch him... screen flickers and he scratches the chest near Sans instead.

Sans stood behind and says:

*huh. so much for 100% accuracy. im like right behind ya. He has a cheeky look with his eyes as he says this.

...Youre going to die by your own hubris! Ive once convinced the puppeteer to fight alongside me. And i could do it again.

*hmm... sounds believable... but i dont care.

Before Judge could zoom once more... he gets picked up by Sans' blue soul magic before getting pulled towards the pillars from each side and slides through them in a circle... before getting thrown to the beginning of the halls.

Judge quickly gotten back on his feet but definently has harmed look.

*...okay seriously. youre wasting my energy... and time. you cat not seriously think you can strike me down.

Hum... Perhaps you are right...

Hmm... has your mother ever told you not to play with your food?

Before Sans could comprehend or respond to that question.. Judge zooms again, this time striking multiple times with Sans dodging each one... glitching continues and we see sans and judge flicker between eachothers artstyles... before screen flickers and Sans is behind again. While wiping some noticeable sweat away while breathing steadily...

Judge turns around while tending his claws like a cat before saying:

You know... You appear quite tiresome. How about you lay down and fall in deep slumber...

Just as Judge was gonna run up to him once more his soul turns blue gets stricken down to the ground.

*chillax...

...

...

Sans closes his eyes before exhaling...

*so... "not play with my food" you say?..

He opens them once more and shows no pupils.

*aight.

*just know this is what youve wanted.

We cut to Judge who keeps trying to zoom away and failing constantly..  showing off his stamina.

*...ready?

And just as Sans unblues Pablo... a bunch of bones get sent towards him in a specific pattern.

Pablo runs head first towards the bones... we then cut to the ceiling of judgement halls as we hear damage noises. Eventually Judge leaps up into the ceiling while letting out a "YOUCHHHHH!!!!"

But while hes in air bunch of blasters surround him... just as they were gonna blast him. Judge unleashes Staggering Sclerosis and makes the blasters unable to fire. Letting Judge fall on his feet... only for a green platform to move below and lands on that instead. Looking over he sees a wave of bones underneath him and more green platforms coming towards him.

Judge jumped on one at a time towards Sans... But the moment he steps on a purple one he slips and falls face first on the ground. Thankfully there arent anymore waves of bones. With Sans standing near him as he looks down.

*huh. i thought cats always land on their feet. i guess mondays aint your day, eh?

*...oh yeah how was the fall.

...You are gonna wish i was a mere figment of your imagination.

Just then the screen flickers... and... we cut to a montage.

THE CLIMAX.

Sans constantly flickering and changing attack patterns for Judge. Judge slicing and dashing towards Sans and Blasters... even Sans just laying down on one of his own green platforms while Judge plays with a dust bunny... until Judge remembers he is in a fight and zooms to Sans. We even see Judge attempting to use poison on Sans only for the Blasters to take the poison for him before they disappear.

Eventually both sides stood there... Judge just looks slightly dusty and beaten meanwhile Sans looks tired.

Judge was about to zoom in however Sans then begins smashing him around, even launching him out of the window and back inside the halls... And then Sans forces Judge to stay down on the ground. While Judge still keeps that toothy grin and a side of his face is on the ground. While spawning blue bones.

Both inhale and exhale deeply... before Judge speaks once more.

...Hah.... I guess... I falsely assumed i was stronger than you...

 while tears slowly begin to show from his eyes... half of his face and body are covered by the pillars shadows.

...You know... I... had a feeling inside my guts and organs... that you and I were similar... Never did i... suspect...

Sans had a grimaced look in his eyes when he saw the cat.. in this state...

...I too had a brother... His name was Valerie... You see Ive meowed on a roof top... and each time a echo is made... ive tricked myself into believing it was someone... meowing back..

Sans avoided eye contact... before saying

*...sorry for your loss...

...

...

...

...What was... your brothers name again?

*..ah yeah. its.. yeah. its papyrus. the coolest dude in the world. and your name?

Judge began to silently snicker to himself as tears rolled down to his side... before continuing.

Ah.. You two have such... fascinating names... Mine is Pablo.

*...yeah. he loved placing puzzles too. hes is... was a expert at that stuff. what about yours?

Nothing too special.. me and Valerie had eachothers stretchable backs... We both helped cheer some inhabitants up in upper zones... given everybody loves cats.

...I even think he wouldve been fond of you. Given.. he. too. loves cool colorings.. of blue... 

*...aw shucks... he sounds like a cool dude too.

Hahah... Correct my Cadaver Ami.

... Is it me or do these blue bones only hurt when i move?

*ah yeah. blue means stop. you catch on pretty fast.

Eventually Pablos free head rubs his face against the ground and wipes away the tears while Sans eventually lets his soul go... but still has blue bones active.

*...so are we good?

We then cut to Undertale's UI. With text saying: "Sans is Sparing you".

Meanwhile in Sans' perspective he has OFF UI. With COMPETENCE being replaced with MERCY. 

...I suppose we are...

...Just as Sans slowly begins making the blue bones fade away and him trying not to fall asleep... Judge quickly switches to FIGHT.

He Zooms towards Sans with Sans having a surprised look while piles of bones run through Judge, doing further and further damage... meanwhile Judge has a look of regret before saying:

..Nothing personal.

He uses Unknown Sclerosis which blocks special attacks. while Sans dodges in time. We see Sans' textbox with a cocky look while saying:

*sike. did you really think that i would still stand there and take it-

Judge headbutts through the text box and breaking it into pieces. The moment he lands on his feet he uses Staggering Sclerosis, paralyzing Sans in the process...

*...well this stinks.

Screen cuts to black... SLASH!

The black screen gets red mist splattered on a side... before fading to the ground of the ruins...

And then we zoom out and see Sans on a green platform which is slowly moving down to the ground... and Judge sitting and doing his iconic pose while blue bones are spawned into him. We also see his soul now has 13 HP. Remaining

Meanwhile we see Sans gripping his now slashed jacket and blood leaking down from said jacket...

Hm.. strange... arent these blue bones your special attack?

*...nah... but it is for my brothers... heh...

*my special attack is...

... 

There was silence before Judge speaks up:

What is it again? The goat skull shaped heads that spit out what i presume is... sun beams?

*...nah its really nothing. yep. i was gonna say... there wont be your turn.. but i guess you dont put your soul into it... oh welp.

Once again. I apologize. But i can not risk seeing another world crumble like mines.

*...man. what a bummer.

Eventually the green platform disappears. Now sitting on the ground.

...Yes. Quite a... Bummer indeed... Sans.

*nah nah. not for that.

Oh? Well what else would be troubling you before your death?

Judge says while tending his claws once more.

...Sans then uncovers his jacket and reveals taped ketchup?!?!

*now how the heck am i gonna explain to the kid about my clothing being red and sliced?

Judge inside his head: (WHAT?!... So thats why his blood tasted off?!?)

However before Judge could use one of his moves once more... he forgets about the blue bone. And so we cut to the remaining HP Judge had on his soul... turn to 0.

*...heh. better ketch-up next time.

The blue bone disappears with Judges cat pupils expanding while he makes small chokely chuckles...

He coughed blood and his head twitches to aside as we hear bones cracking. With further and further blood being spat out.

Eventually He falls to his side while twitching...

Cutting to his POV. Each time he blinks while staring at Sans... it cuts between Valerie sitting and waiting for him in a white void.. and just Sans.

Sans stared down with regret as he slowly began getting up...

*...sorry kit.

Hah... ah... Do not apologize... that... that- (cough)..

...Was quite.. humorous...

...Eventually... he stops twitching... leaving Sans with nothing...

Except...

Our...

Regrets.

...We then see Sans picking up Pablo's body. Then Sans walks over to the beginning of the judgement hall... however as the screen fades to black and unfade we see Sans is now... in waterfalls?

Anywho he takes out a tiny gardeners shovel and digs out a hole... while saying to himself:

*...man.. look what youre making me do..

*i gave you chances ya know. i guess its fair.

He then puts Pablo's body in the hole before filling it up. He then stabs the shovel on the ground before... he pulls out a necklace with a Deltarune symbol from his pockets???

*ya know... when a monster dies. loved ones pour their dust to their favorite item. aint exactly a expert at doing it like this.

And then places the Deltarune on the shovel.

*i aint a religious type. but you can have it. i guess consider this my... purrfect verdict... heh... too soon?

He then stood up before beginning to walk away.

*the kid is gonna fight mettaton. should give me enough time to change my jacket and recover my energy a bit.

*adios pablo.

...

We then see cut to Sans in judgement halls as he is sitting down against a pillar with a new jacket.

*i suppose youve had it coming... but i wonder to myself... shouldve i have accepted that offer? wouldve we made a difference together?

*this sure is a head scratcher... was it a mistake.. to reject that cats offer?.. 

....

Everyone: What do you think?

K.O:

Man this sure was a head scratcher indeed... but i think the verdict should make sense with these categories....

SPEED - Alright i'll be for real... i've heard many arguments that x is faster than y or other way around, tried calculating both speed feats myself and theyre both pretty close... the nothingness scaling while impressive... Sans has his own impressive stuff going on, hell he can even stop time! so yeah just to make things easier and reasonable... its a tie.

STAMINA - Pablo takes this easily. while yes Sans can hold on his own... he isnt called a lazy bones for no reason. hell Judge can climb ladders in a quick fashion and nothing shows hes out of breath.

IQ - yeah youve seen the color of it. its Sans. Not only does he have much more meta knowledge compared to Judge. Hell there are some hints that he might be a scientist even! anywho he should also have a better battle IQ. NO! im not saying Judge is a dumbass or lacks battle IQ! but compared to Sans who not only can organize his attacks (which are also BULLET HELLS mind you) but also the fact Judges fighting style would lead to his doom. YES he has higher HP and Stamina... However Sans too is fast and can go through Judges defenses.

OFFENSE - Judge easily takes offense, not only do his attacks have 100% accuracy but he can also blind people and causing their attacks to have a chance to miss. Or his own version of ''KR'' via poison effect, disable a special attack, even paralyze! and lets not forget the clear thing is that the fact he has like... 4000 HP or more! oh and has more stamina.

DEFENSE - However... Sans defiantly has his ways to defend himself. he can spawn platforms, many sizes of bones, blue bones, Blasters, even turn your soul blue and push or pull your soul around!... oh yeah did i mention they all target the soul? Anywho as mentioned before Sans can also stop time and prepare new attack patterns and unpause just to see if you can think fast! He also can cheat the game. Like manipulating the black out screen whenever you go off screen and into the next area, or the fact he can dodge. Although it defiantly wouldnt be easy given... 100% accuracy. Tho Sans can bypass Judge's defense given it attacks the soul.

and the final verdict to determine the victor....

HAX - Sans takes HAX. why? he can counter some of Judges attacks. that 100% accuracy, stamina and defense means nothing to a opponent who both bypasses defenses and getting attacked. and has similar speed. Sans getting blinded? just stop time till your eyes recover. getting poisoned? use blasters to take the hit for you. or again stop time. or... just push the judge with his own soul. doesnt help with the fact Judge usually relies on the enemy missing their attacks rather than Judge just dodging.

Actually Sans can mostly counter them with pulling and pushing Judges soul. as for the stamina thing? eh... i dont think it'll take too much out of Sans to barbade Judge with bones that never stop damaging.
as for KR standing for Karma? thats a head canon, nothing has been said whenever or not it only effects individuals that deserve it nor was it confirmed to stand for karma.

Doesnt help with the fact Sans usually doesnt play fairly.

While Pablo thought he had perfect judgement... at the end he got BONED!!!

The winner is: SANS. erererererer.