Checkers Mate (CHESS Vs CHECKERS) Pobs Deadly Fights script

 

Chess - free property

Checkers - free property

Script - POB65



Beginning:

It opens in a kingdom purely colored in black and white... We see White King writing a poem in his throne room... until someone panickly knocks on his doors.

King: "....Come in. Come in."

Then a Bishop enters and rushes towards him and says: "My Lord, My Lord!!! There are these weird alien creatures that we've discovered!"

King: "...I beg... your pardon?"

Bishop: "One of our knights managed to kill one! The body is in the cabin, come and look."

We then cut to the cabin with one of the bodies.

King: "...This.. is a real thing?"

Knight: Yes. These things called themselves Checkers and theyre one fast things... and have a completely different politics!"

King rubbed his chin: "Hmmm.. And their beliefs... are?"

Knight: "....Anarchism."

King: "Oh so they HATE RULES?! HUH?!"

Bishop chimes in: "Eh... no there definitely are still rules. Just no rulers."

King: "...Wait then who enforces the rules?"

Bishop just shrugs in response.

King: "...Strange things... Are there any more of them?"

Bishop: "Actually theres a whole land of them funnily enough M lord."

King: "Very well... i think its best we plan to conquer them and imprison these things for further knowledge. Write them a letter to prepare."

Bishop: "Uhm... are you su- actually okay. I shall respect your wishes."

We the cut to the Checkers land... Much more peaceful than Chess' kingdom. Eventually the peace is disturbed when a Checker with paper runs across the advanced village and yelling across town: "EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! THE GREAT AND AWFUL WHITE CHESS KINGDOM IS GONNA START THEIR INVASION IN OUR LANDS!"

He then shown the paper to some of fellow checker pieces... and are alarmed.

Eventually one of other Checkers spoke up: "...Alright. You know how this goes people... we shall fight these hooligans and defend our rightful land! We're like a hivemind people! SO LETS WORK TOGETHER ONCE MORE!!!"

Everybody cheered in response, and took out their main weapons of choice...

..24 hours later. ..

We then cut to the long awaited fight... the White Kings army alongside the Queen marched forwards until they stop themselves when they see the.. unusal battle formation from the Checkers.

The 2 sides stood across opposite sides... before King yells out: "The Checkers! Surrender your lands and we shall not execute any of you! Fighting will result the grass be painted with your blood!"

Then the Checkers responded all together in union: "WE WONT SURRENDER! YOU ALL SHALL SEE HEAVEN IF ALL OF YOU DONT TURN BACK THIS INSTANT!"

The King and some of his soldiers were taken aback a bit... before King says: "...Very well. So be it."

Queen says worryingly: "...But Love. Both sides are white... who will go first?"

King: "Thats the thing. There arent gonna be turns... and i wont let them take much."

Then one of the Checkers on front row respond: "...Your kingdom shall crumble down the moment YOU fall."

FIGHT!!!!

King: Pawn G! Charge! 

Pawn G: "...Oh good heavens! FINALLY!" then ran forwards 

Meanwhile with Checkers side everybody was basically talking over each other basically having a agreement on how to approach this... eventually everybody said "yep, uhuh, yeah okay" and then one checker at a time began running over left and right towards the army, meanwhile Kings pawns moved to where the King demanded them to move.

King: ''Pawn H! Pawn F! Protect Pawn G near them!''

Pawn E and H steadies near Pawn G With a Checker near G.

Pawn G: ''If i knew any better, you all fight like weaker Bishops!''

Then one of the Bishops yell out in the background: ''OI! You wont be getting Church's wine for that!''

Pawn E: ''Aw god strike me down now...''

Pawn G: ''I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP ALCOHOL AWAY FROM ME, FATHER! You know i cant-

Suddenly 2 swings were made... and reveal the 2 Pawns getting sliced with the Checker piece being the last one seen.

The King and other pieces were caught off guard! and then one of the Bishops call out:

''..Thats... THATS CHEATING! How did you kill two of our army men?!''

the Checker that did the double kill: ''We dont follow by your... monarchist rules. We kill as much as we want. and when we want. OUR LANDS IS OUR LAND! And now you shall face our wrath!''

And with that... everything went screwball

the Checkers get closer and closer slowly... with the Kingdom still in a pause... before King commands: ''Pawns! Knights! go for the ''pistachio'' Strat! NOW!

And with that... war goes as usual. Checkers manage to get some lucky shots while also ending up killed in the process. pawns managing to kill one at a time and Checkers eventually killing multiple of them... 

Eventually a Pawn and a Checker are in front of one and other with Pawn sword fighting and Checker saw fighting.

Pawn: "Your land shall be made for better purposes! You all just stand around and do nothing!"

Checker: "Oh yeah?! Well we've pissed on this very land! ITS OUR TERRITORY! And youve been just DEmoted from a Pawn to NOTHING!"

It seems to be a tie of strenght as both parties

Struggle to kill on front...

In mean time we see the Knight jumping over with a large stick sword used for horse duels while penetrating and killing a checker once at a time with said stick.

Knight: "I've killed one of you things before! And i can do it AGAIN!"

Then... the Knight gets sliced through by a unexpected Checker.

Checker: "...Ah so thats what happened to my little brother. I thought a bear stole him away from me. Thanks for the heads up." He said coldly before Knights head fell off alongside the torso.

In a mean time we see a Bishop and a Checker go in circles trying to kill eachother.

Checker: "Youre just delaying your demise old man. How about you join your lord while at it."

Bishop: "God has plans my child... and right now he wants a check."

Eventually as further and further numbers dropped... King calls out to one of the Knights: "You! Quicikly get back up or else youre gonna get demoted back to a pawn! NOW!"

Knight: "Aw crud, fine fine!"

Knight then began using his long stick and jumped away from the battle field and just sorta kept jumping over stuff to get back to the kingdom... in mean time one of the Checkers get inspired by the idea.

Checker: "Hmm.. hey Checkers i'll go get back up, aight?" and so they too run away.

Then another Checker spoke out after that one left: "H-Hey! Wevee didnt agree on a group vote who should-

Then a Rook pops in unannounced and crushes him like a bug.

King: "Great job Rook!"

King says while being castled by another Rook. 

Eventually... more Checkers arrive as they charge in the background.

King was now shaking when he saw this... and says under his breath: "...Oh good holy glair."

Then his Queen shakens him back to reality: "Love! Look!"

King turns around and sees his army as well! Just in time... however due to majortiy of his men being distracted from more Checkers earlier, many of them die from sneak attacks. Including the Bishop Whom says to the Checker that got him: "...Cough... Oh... I... I see light... the holy-

Then the Checkers shadoe casts over the Bishop before the Checker says: "The light youre seeing? It is your soul leaving your body... and is gonna be trapped in eternal darkness..."

And then finishes him off.

Eventually the Chess and Checkers army stand in their place... eventually King commands them: "...CHARGE!"

Then the Checkers yell out: "WAAAIT!"

And then they all gotten into a huuge circle... and whispering some stuff. The chess figures stood there in confusion.

Eventually Queen asks King: "...Why arent we attacking them while theyre at their lowest?"

King: "Im a fair man... and plus im fascinated on how their... beliefs work."

Bishop: "I dont know if any of them will back down from a fight. They all seem very determined.... doesnt help they dont really have a leader or anything for us to checkmate."

King: "Oh Bishop... Im sure Gods also a Monarch."

Bishop stared at the king for a bit... before pulling out a holy chess bible and flips through the pages.

King: "...Youre gonna read a bible in a middle of a war?"

Bishop: "Gotta make sure youre not lying to yourself is all."

Eventually the Checkers went back to original formation before one of them says: "Alright so we've decided in a group vote that i should say charge! Ya read-

The Chess  side: CHAAAARGE!!!!!

Checker: "HEY! I DIDNT MEAN THAT TIME- OH FOR GODS SAKE GO GO GO!"

And with that... we see a montage of Chess men and Checkers fighting and killing eachother... includes varients....

We see a Pawn in space getting blasted by a Galactic Checker. We see a pawn using a time machine and reappearing a second later in front of a Checker.

Checker: "...Wait whered you even go???"

Pawn: "Oh yeeeee, sorry man. But i killed ya as a baby."

Checker then begins turning to dust from top to bottom as he makes dry dying noises.

We see a Checker slicing through a couple of Chess men with a katana.

We see many colors from both side as well (likely prisoners from previous wars that then joined their army for benefits)

We see another Bishop and Checker fighting against eachother.

Bishop: "How do you things go for so long without religion?!"

Checker: "What?! Thats nonsense! We have a opening named the cross!" That Checker says while pulling a cross of his own.

Bishop: "...Uhm... Im sure we too have a opening named after a cross!"

Checker: "Then NAME ONE!"

Then one of the Rooks speak up: "Oi! You reffering to the good old "Fried liver attack"? Or the classic "Monkeys bum" 

Then another Rook talks to that one: "Oi my favorite was the "dick gambit"! With the first Rook responding: "Ahhh that was my fathers fav-

Then the same Checker with katana from before slices through the 2 and walks away casually.

Bishop: "YOU ALL ARE BLOODY IMMATURE!"

We then cut to 2 Checkers talking to eachother while being sorrounded by pawn bodies: "Okay so get this. Apperantly this pawn over there." Points to one of the bodies and continues: "Thought we couldnt harm him if he were in a white square."

The other Checker chuckles before responding: "Hah! Thats adorable! I guess he didnt hear about Dama."

Then first one responds: "Guess you can say he didnt even give a Dam-a!"

They both then laughed fancy.

We then cut to another Checker fighting a Knight whom constantly keeps jumpin around or over him, trying not to get caught.

Checker: "Gosh how do you keep doing that without getting tired in the slightest!"

Knight: "Guess im just better!"

Eventually Knight manages to kill that Checker...

However he gets sorrounded by Checkers.

Knight then jumps over and kills another checker, with him standing with the crowd and says: "...Yeah! Cant touch me if im right next to you things!"

The Checkers near him looked at eachother before one of them goes: "...Alright kids who wants to commit war crimes?"

Many say "me, me!" In repeat while 2 of them hold knight in place.

Knight: "W-WAIT! This is a illegal move! Nooooo-

We then cut to Checkers kicking someone to death... once they stop and back off they see they were doing that to a red Checker.

Then one of the 2 checkers that are still holding the Knight shout out: "Oi idiots! The reds and blacks are on our side now, remembers?!"

Then the other Checker holding the knight says: " I mean... technically still a illegal move, sooooooo-

The Checkers then sorround the Knight and began kicking HIM now (as they shouldve) with the Knight groaning and screaming to death.

Eventually... after all of the bloodshed...

The corpses of many fallen made giant barriers. With the King distracted.

And then... the Black Checker goes down right. And takes out the katana from the dead.

Black Checker: "...Your death shall not be for nothing..."

and then shouts out: "Wanna see a cool trick everybody?"

He then does a back flip and lands... this time having a crown symbol on front.

The Knight from the distance sees whats about to happen

Knight: "MY LORD LOOK OUT!"

He then pulls the King with his stick before-

The Climax

The Kings eyes have widen and is breathing heavily while trying to figure something out... Meanwhile the Black Checker was taking a breather after going that fast.

King began muffling to himself: "Oookay... maybe if i-.. no.. what if-

Then Queen cuts him off: "...My love. That Checker is gonna kill everybody in here at once when it gets its chance."

King: "I know... bu-

Queen cuts him off while holding his hands: "I know this may be hard for you... but... I think its for best if i sacrafice myself."

King looked shocked and afraid... he did not expect the love of his life... to say this.

King: "W-What?! I order you not to-

Queen: "This thing is a danger... and there arent much spaces for you to occupy.. i cant risk losing you."

King: "No youre-.. youve cant-

Queen: "You can get another Queen by promoting a Pawn... but we cant have another King... after all... Cant spell Kingdom without King... do what you must now my love."

Meanwhile we see the Black Checker getting his breather... still gripping the sword tightly... he begins hallucinating his now lost brother.

Black Checker exhales before saying: "...I will... avenge you brother.."

And then... Queen moved 1 square down and challamged the Checker while withdrawing her sword.

Checker without hesitation... slices through her. And now standing in front of the King with his back in front of him.

Checker: "...For my BROTHEEER-

King: "YOU BASTAAAARD!"

Just as his turns to face the King... the King stabs him to his chest. Breaking through ribs and piercing the heart.

We see both of their eyes.... Kings with wrath. And Checker with Bittersweetness... however both eyes have 1 thing in common: teary.

King slowly lets the Checker fall to the ground while his teary eyes eventually turn lifeless.

The King then turned to his wife and gets on his knees as he hugs her body...

Eventually the Rook manages to aims at the 2 remaining ones in his view. After killing the first the second tries to escape by going bottom left.

Checker: "Please! Mercy!"

but rook finishes that one off as well.

Eventually the Last remaining Checker pulls out a white flag and waves it around while saying: "O-Okay! Okay you win!"

King slowly turns to side of his shoulder... and says in a defeates tone: "...Good.... Men go and put him behind bars... and pillage their village and find any remaining Checkers."

....We then cut to the aftermath.

Theres narration explaining that Many Checkers are imprisoned and forced to answer questions related to their now long gone culture, friends, family and beliefs.

Meanwhile those who try to rebel end up executed publicly.

But then.. we cut to the King again. Sitting and writing a poem like in the begining...

It gets revealed that he was reading the poem that he finally finished. And finishes it off with: 

"After all of that.. after losing the love of my life... i ask myself... was it truly worth it... for the check?"

...

We then cut to 2 dudes playing chess vs checkers.

With the guy that played as chess saying: "Haha! Checkmate!"

With the losing checker user saying: "...What the fuck did we just play?!"

K.O.

Welp. War never changes.... speaking of lack of change we're using catergories again!!!

Variety - Chess takes it with no question. Their army has (at normal) 6 types of classes meanwhile Checkers (at normal) have 1. Or 2 if you count the crown side.

Speed - Checkers takes it. While the army from chess has variety... They can only focus on one enemy at a time. Meanwhile Checkers have a special ability of just multi-killing.. uhh... speed blitzing? Eh sure lets go with that. If the Chess doesnt think ahead that is.

Win condition - Another one for Checkers! While the Chess army gety variety with more advanced move sets.... They need to kill every single one to win. Meanwhile All what checkers have to do is corner King to the point of surrender.

Battle IQ - This one goes to Chess. While yes Checkers has a way easier way to win... lets not forget whos fighting who. Chess is definently a bigger strategy game compared to Checkers. Not saying it doesnt take brains nor skills at checkers or anything! But when comparing the 2? Chess does more. Compared to much more simpler Checkers.

Flexibility & openings - Chess takes this with no further questions. Sure Checkers has many openings of its own! Like the black doctor or etc.... However due to Chess having more variety it just gives it more choices of attacks.

So yeah... Its as the old saying goes... "Its like a game of Chess and Checkers"...

With the winner being: Chess.