"Alls FAIL in love and war" Henry Stickmin Vs Black and White Spies

 

Henry Stickmin - Innersloth

Spy Vs Spy - MAD Magazine

It starts in a grey factory of gadgets as White Spy is distracted reading something on a news paper, something something about a guy stealing diamonds or something... in the mean time Black Spy slowly approaches him from behind with a knife ready to go...

Just then the both of them get distracted by a knocking sound. when they look to the source they see... a cube light? and then another on the bottom and reveals... a stickfigure?

Henry had a walkie talkie next to him with a general's voice telling him something.

''Okay Henry remember the plan.''

''Steal the intelligence.''

''...And kill anyone on sight.''

the two Spies were taken aback by this meanwhile Henry just had a smug look on him while putting away the walkie talkie.

White Spy pulls out a peace signature to Black Spy only for him to reject it, thinking the White Spy is too paranoided. 

And so.. the battle begins right away!

Black Spy shot his gun at Henry... only for Henry to pull a matrix and dodges each bullet before reflecting one back at Black Spy's gun, jamming it in the process.

The two Spies stared in shock at this for a moment.. before Black Spy pulls the peace paper off of White Spys own pocket and signing it forcefully before running off, White Spy looked annoyed and mad likely at the both rough way he snatched the paper back and also the fact he left him behind which leads to White Spy running after Black Spy while Henry chases after both of them. White Spy looked behind his shoulders while running and shot a couple bullets of his own which Henry in response navigated them via arrows pointing where to run next (similarly to escape the prison)

just then White Spy gets a idea and throws a smoke bomb and KABOOM!!! smokes everywhere and Henry is coughing like hell.

eventually he gets to the clearing and the Spies are gone. 

Henry looked around and then... sees White Spy thats out of breath and seemingly distracted, Henry then slowly approached White Spy while a couple of options occur with a timer. 

''Dance-off''

''Backstab''

''Strangle''

and just as Henry gets close enough... he realizes the shadow behind White was actually a hole this whole time and falls. White Spy whistles for Black Spy as a sign before Black Spy pops up and fills the hole back up with a shovel. the Spies snicker and do a V hand gestures for Victory!...

...just as it seems like its a easy win they hear shoveling, just then a shovel stabs through a separate spot of the ground before Henry finally gets back up from it. Black Spy quickly goes in action as he approaches Henry angrily while White Spy runs off somewhere, seemingly to plan something.

Henry and Black Spy swing the Shovels at each other, basically having a sword fight... or uhh shovel fight.

Just as Henry is getting a couple of lucky hits.. White Spy pops in and takes out a light saber and slices through Henry's own shovel out of nowhere. Henry quickly reacted in time from another swing from Whitey, Black Spy was watching the 2 interact before he decides to step in as well and takes out his OWN light saber, that being a red double sided one. and with that they made their approach towards Henry before White Spy begins using the force to strangle Henry slowly in the air. meanwhile Henry was making a pulling motion but nothing happened towards the two spies. just as White Spy slowly put Henry down just enough so that Black Spy could use him as a pinata... they hear something bopping. looking over they see.. a grenade on the ground. the Spies immediately jumped for cover! letting Henry go in the process!-.... however nothing blew up. looking over again they realize the pin wasnt even fully lose. and Henry gotten away, the Spies have... overthought his strategy and now theyre PISSED!

the two scavenged where Henry could be... before... they hear a chopper?

''This is the greatest plaaaaaa-

CRASH! BOOM! a wall explodes with a wrecked helicopter and Charles Calvin crawling out of it while Henry ran up to him to help him back up.

Charles: ''Phew... came just in time... thanks for calling again.''

Henry gave a thumbs up before pointing towards the 2 Spies.

Charles: ''Ah so these are the guys that were giving you the trouble, eh? yeah i heard alot of stories about their legion. dont worry i've got this in the bag!''

and with that Henry gets a crossbow out and Charles a rifle.

just then Black Spy puts Charles on a choke hold which leads to Henry doing the same to him. before White Spy could choke him out as well, Charles began shooting at White Spy which THEN leads to HIM reflecting the bullets panickly.

Henry with enough force stole the double sided saber back to him. Black Spy then forces a snicker as he presses a large button on a controller and a third light saber pops out of the side of the already doubled light saber!... it just NEARLY touched Henry's own torso, dead for sure if it werent for the fact he is thin as line. while that was happening Black Spy was dropped back down and coughed up.

meanwhile White Spy and Charles were still at it at eachother before Charles gotten a lucky shot at his hand making him drop his rifle.

Charles: ''Aha! got ya!''

click, click... he used up all of his bullets. thinking fast Charles pulls out a really hot knife and tries to stab him only to get in a choke hold by the force once more.

Charles: ''GH!... ugh.. Need back up!''

Henry quickly snaps back to reality and quickly aims the crossbow at White Spy, White Spy BARELY dodges the arrow while letting go of Charles. while Henry had his back turned Black Spy tries stabbing him... only to miss many times. Henry was startled by Black Spy sneaking up on him! and so in protest tries to grab a hold of Black Spy's own knife!

before White Spy could do anything the really hot knife gets thrown at his own arm cutting it clean off!

White Spy winces in pain as he loses his entire arm!

Charles: ''Hah!... gotta hand it to ya.. (cough)... you almost got me!..''

White Spy in protest uses the force and pulls his own arm and punches Charles multiple times with it with Charles yelling out and trying to fight back this floating fist! White Spy then gets a idea.

just then... it stops. Charles looks in confusion as he sees White Spy put on... a literal head-canon on his head?!

Charles quickly tries to get up but his arm gets sliced off by his own hot knife thanks to White Spy using the force one last time

Charles screamed at the pain which makes Henry and Black Spy distracted just enough to see the racket.

Charles:''Oh no... wait- WAIT!-

White Spy pulls on the rope and shoots a cannon ball at Charles. killing him instantly. Henry looked at sheer horror and Black Spy.. well. he was scared himself.

Henry then looks pissed and the moment White Spy began aiming at Henry.. he shot the crossbow directly into the shooting hole and BOOM!

White Spy blows up his own head. Henry didnt turn around to face Black Spy as Black Spy quickly attempts to slice him sideways... but before he could do that... Henry's stand stood in front of him. preparing for a smack down. 

The screen cuts to black and then...

FAILURE! FAILURE! FAILURE! FAILURE!

The stand began hitting Black Spy repeatedly... whom was also shielding himself with captain america shield. Black Spy was beginning to slowly lose his balance as it seems it'll be the end of him...

then whistling is heard. Henry looks over and sees.... White Spy?! how? didnt he-

White Spy then holds up a sign saying ''Ever heard of cloning, chump?''

and with that another White Spy jumped over and gotten a lucky hit against Henry whom thankfully the stand blocked. White had a thors hammer.

and with that... they make a pattern of Black Spy blocking the dozens of hits and White Spy occasionally getting lucky hits with thors hammer.

Henry eventually had the stand snatch the shield and threw it over White Spys hand and making them BOTH lose their weaponry in the process! just as the stand was about to give them a good smack down... it suddenly disappears as Henry collapses on the ground. All tired and out of breath. Same goes with the Spies multi-tasking...

...Henry then pulls out a pocket time machine as he grins smugly. At them. The Spies were a bit... confused but while Henry adjusts the time machine they see his thought bubble with the said thought bubble showing a visualization of Henry going back 10 years or so and going each legion and getting the both spies fired.

The Spies yelped as they quickly tried to rush him only to be in no use as Henry disappears.

5 seconds later Henry reappears and tosses the time machine aside after seemingly succesfully getting them both fired... but when Henry looked around he notices that everything looks different in this gadget factory. Though theres no dead Charles so that should mean he did something good... right?

Then a fake floor opens up and reveals a pillar with 2 spies on top of it, both grinning smugly. One of them pull out a sign saying "We've been expecting you, Lollipop!"

 Henry's eyes widen in shock! Before looking sharp and glaring at them at the top. Black Spy takes the honors to press a big red button and a obsticale course is revealed! Full of traps, sharks, explosives you name it!

Henry with determenation ran towards the lasers and puts on the armor from "infiltrating the airship" and just dodges through said lasers. He jumpes over the sharks and even tanks explosions! The Spies looked in panic as Henry approaches their destination closer and closer!

Just then Henry jumped to the pillar and stood in front of them. Full of intimidation... The Spies and The Stickmin stared at eachother almost like in a mexican stand off... Henry was hearing cartoony tapping sounds and sees Black Spy typing something on a remote.

Henry quickly ran up to punch him only for the White Spy to toss a large magnet behind him, causing Henry difficult time trying to snatch it from Black Spy while being pulled by the magnet. And then... its been revealed what Black Spy typed out.

"Biggunz" and "Armor"

Granting him both double damage and invulnerability! And with that Black Soy takes out a giant red bomb and jumps forward before jamming it into his armored face and KABOOM!!!!

As the smoke clears... the armor is slightly tilted but still not damaged, just as he tries to get up and get the magnet off of him, he gets barbashed by Black Spy repeadetly hitting him with a wooden club with Henry not doing much in return, he kept trying hitting him but Black Spy gives out no reaction.

Just as Black Spy is gonna give a finishing blow... Henry then uses the rock bending and bends a concrete rectangle up at Black Spy's inbetween legs! Causing him to yelp and get down before Henry returned the smacking back at Black Spy!

Henry then gets off of the beaten off suit and reveals a bruised henry. And takes out a mushroom and turns gigantic. 

Meanwhile Black Spies invincibility ran out as he cowards in fear!!!

Before Henry could do his thing... a hellicopter blade causes a small bruise on his head and turns him small again.

Henry makes a •_• Face while Black Spy pauses before laughing at him!

...The laughter dies out as more choppers are being heard- scratch that. Even a airship and Black and white airplanes!

Black Spy and Henry looked through a window and see a war! The goverment, tophat clan, black legion and white legion fighting eachother!!!!!

We see Spies outsmarting some people, tophat clan beatinf up a spy, goverment and tophat shooting at eachother- alot of gadgets and gizmos being used!!!

Funnily enough it even has spies using henry's gadgets only to backfire on THEM! same goes with some tophatters that stole stuff from spies. Backfiring.

Then a loud echoing and booming voice is heard! Its the general!

"HENRY! I KNOW YOURE IN THERE! Change of plans get out of there and get in out choppers!"

Which then gets interrupted by right hand mans booming voice also echoing 

"OI! Im pretty sure Henrys on OUR side!"

Just as the war keeps going on and on... Henry and Black Spy hear snickering. Turning around to face White Spy... its been revealed he was a robot this whole time! And a monitor opens up and revealing White Spy's smug face. He presses a button and camera cuts to footage of a gigantic nuke being launched at their destination! it then cuts back to White Spy snickering and doing two Victory poses with his hands.

Henry and Black Spy both screamed! And with that Henry gets his scooter out and drives out while Black Spy ran up to his black car and began driving off. Now Henry and Black try avoiding the warfare while trying to sabotage eachother!!!!

Henry threw a green shell at him only for Black Spy to summon spikes on front and breaking it! 

Black Spy would then use his laser gun at Henry only for Henry to summon a bubble to protect himself.

But then... Black Spy out of desperation crashes his car at Henry and causing them to free fall!

CRASH! BOOM!

Theyre both heavily bruised... just then the 4 sides began retreating as theyve noticed something...

Henry and Black Spy eventually gotten back uo and ran. Henry eventually was getting a couple of chocies to choose from.. one of them being a teleporter. Before Henry could decide what to choose Black Spy quickly chose for him?! And snatches the teleporter after reading it himself. And with that begins clicking the buttons while running. Henry jumped him and both of them tried fighting for the button!... and then just as the bomb drops. Theyve teleported just in time!

However... theyre still fighting. They keep teleporting while fighting for the teleporter, teleporting to many different past episodes! Before they both are teleported into space. Henrys and Blacks head began inflating painfully while they just BARELY get the teleporter device again... oh yeah also there are 2 beans fighting in the background. Huh weird.

Anywho theyve went back to fighting for control before they suddendly teleport above White Spies control panel as he was snickering in victory while a giganting explosion is made in the distance.

Black Spy and Henry stopped fighting as they see him below them.

White Spy casually glanced above him and back at the window... before realizing they arent dead.

The 2 fell on White Spy and a smoke cloud of the 3 fighting now happens. It moved everywhere in the White Base... eventually Henry yells and gets the 2 off of him! Before... going back down. this causes a chain reaction where... it splits up the timelines?!?!

with timeline one, 3 of them are heavily bruised from all of that. But eventually Black and White Spy pull out knifes and ran up at Henry. Henry in response ducked down and squints his eyes as everything cuts to black!...

...Henry opens his eyes and looks up before realizing the 2 spies quite literally backstabbed eachother mid air. Killing them in the process by accident.

Henry sighed in relief... before moving out of the way of the corpses. he looks at the camera and snickers while doing a V hand gesture.

MEANWHILE the other Timeline has the 2 Spies successfully stab him.

FAIL.

the title below says

"Huh... so who won again?"

Before Henry in THAT timeline could choose to retry. White Spy broke the blue glass using a giant wooden Bat while Black Spy jumps in with a flamethrower and burns the reset button to ash!!!

The Spies eventually went up to eachother and highfived as they snicker with V signs in victory...

K.O.

OKAY. okay. Hear me out. im not being biased here.

Both sides have crazy stuff going for them. So here are the categories that both take.

VERSATILITY. - Tie. Straight up. Henry mostly has stuff that backfire on him meanwhile the Spies constantly have things to counter one and other. Henry's Nrg drink? missigno? that'd lead in a tie. basically be a suicide. the stand? should be countered by the 2 Spies working together with one using thors hammer and other the captain america shield. time machine? guess what. the spies are replaceable. not helped by the fact the Spies likely have much more advanced time machines.

TOON FORCE - Also a tie. Sure Henry COULD Retry... but the Spies have been shown to be able to break the fourth wall in a comic strip. so i wouldnt doubt to say they could break through the FAIL glass and just smash the damn thing. also also not helped by the fact the Spies can also imagine whatever they want into reality. also also the spies can turn invincible for 30 seconds straight thanks to the 2005 game.

LUCK VS PREP TIME - The Spies legit specialize in prep timing while Henry is usually depicted having luck on his side! that being said... the Spies CAN be outsmarted or outplayed and Henry CAN still fail or die despite him having the option to choose. it could really just... 

go  on forever and ever until either Henry reaches a point so high that the Spies have no way around it...or the Spies cause Henry to fail and destroy the retry button for good.

So for now... its a TIE!!!!





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(created by Mr Red 14)