ONAF FOUR / FOUR-MIDABLE Flumpty vs Four
''ONAF 4'' - Pob (a Pobs Deadly Fights script)
Set up:
It starts off with Four in the field doing... nothing. Just then he sees a egg man kidnapping Baloony as he snaps his finger and seemingly teleports him somewhere, just when Flumpty was gonna snap his fingers to teleport himself out, Four interrupts him.
''Hey. You. what do you think youre doing with my contestants?''
''Oh! why im just getting a new player for my house of horrors my letter friend.''
Four then gets them angry eyebrows before responding
''Hey. Egghead. im a Algebralien! im not getting split again! and you will give Balloony back!''
he then moves his hand up slowly as light forms around his fingertips slowly as a threat before continuing
''Or else..''
Flumpty didnt really take his threats seriously and just scoffed at him
''Buddy, you wouldnt want to deal with me, im no easy egg to crack. I can transcend time and space.''
cutting back to Four, he suddenly had a smile before responding ''So be it. It is elimination time!''
just then he zapped at Flumpty... which deflect the blasts everywhere each time he changed hands. some hitting the sun and causing it to grow. Four was out put for a moment before saying annoyingly
''What the-?! how are you not effected by my zappies!''
Flumpty puts his hands at whatever would be considered hips as he responds ''Oh well it is a good thing i've decided to be hard boiled tod-
Before he could finish his sentence, Four used telekinesis and threw Flumpty into the air which just then Four pulled the moon and smashed it at him back to earth, causing a massive earthquake... after the smoke clears Four sees cracks began forming on said moon and immediately fixes them up with his powers, just as he is distracted... he feels someone touch his shoulder, turning around he gets jumpscared by Flumpty with a scary face, Four gets startled before immediately screeching back at him which slightly pushed Flumpty and making him have a normal face again.
Flumpty: ''Oof.. now thats a earfull! didnt EGGspect that.
Four: ''Oh yeah? well dont FOURget whos the host around here!... and nobody likes you so youre eliminated.
just then Four sucks Flumpty into his pocket dimension inside of him.
then Four spawns inside there in the fourest
''Aha! now youre done four, yolk for brains!''
though when he arrives, flumptys nowhere to be found.
''...Huh? now where did that Eggy with arms go?''
Four then teleported into the halls... only to discover that alot of them have been painted into random wallpapers, some have mushroom patterns, other checkerboard, etc etc. then Four says in angered tone
''...What have youve DOOONE?!?!''
just then Flumpty so happens to be behind him, having some paint over him and a paint bucket.
''Oh! well why i figured to make myself useful and decorate this place a bit! ya like it?''
Four then attempted to use his zappies again... this time they worked?-
oh never mind Flumpty was now behind him. after constantly teleporting behind Four the algebralien eventually had enough.
''THATS IT! we might be equal.. but not by number!''
Flumpty: ''Huh, how ironic.''
Four then stretched his hand through the halls... before the hand comes back with the Exitors!!!
they all looked confused and wary before Liy questions Four
''Uhm... Four whats going on-
Firey JR then interrupted her: ''Why do the hallways look so ugly Four!... actually scratch that they look less boring as a matter of fact-'
Four then interrupted JR: ''Exitors! for your next challange, scramble this egg man! the one who finishes him off wins freedom.''
Stapy: ''Oh now we're talking!''
Liy says in concern: ''Uhm... isn't this kinda weird? why cant Four deal with him-
Pencil interrupts her: ''Who cares! i wanna get out of this place already!''
Match chimes in with Pencil by saying ''me too.''
Just then Flumpty chuckles: ''Oh boy! my turn! my turn!''
and with a snap of his finger, the Flumpty gang appeared.
Blam says monotony: ''Woah new place already?''
Flumpty: ''Nope. see those guys? go and kill them.''
Blam: ''Oh. thats new. uhh... okay?''
and with that the gang fight starts.
When Blam reappeared on screen he was wearing kevin jr outfit as he was casually approaching Pencil.
Pencil says aggressively: ''Whats with the fancy outfit, block head?''
just then Blam gets rid off the top had and screeches at Pencil as he dashes to her and attempts to rip her to pieces.
Pencil in defense eventually sucker punches Blam on the guts. he groans and held it down.
Blam: Ughhh.... dude seriously? in the gut?
Pencil was flabbergasted at his reaction before Match spoke for her: ''Uhm. you were legit scratching Penc Penc! thats called self defense!''
Blam: ''Ugh.. yeah well you suck.''
and as they kept arguing a hole was beginning forming on a wall, just as David passed it clown hands tangle him. and as David is pulled a screech was heard within said hole
David says ''Aw'' when he felt hands around him, and after pulled in it echoes ''seriously?''
Dora notices this and then speeds into the hole, seemingly to try and save David.
it cuts to Owl flying through and Beaver running towards Stapy, Braclety and Liy. in a long hallway, creating a tense horror scene, then Firey JR kicked 8 ball at the beaver and causing him to be distracted temporary.
just then Liy thinks of a quick plan:''STAPY! quick! shoot a clip through braclety at the bird!''
Stapy: ''what?''-
Liy: ''JUST DO IT!''
just as the Owl was a few meters close, Braclety jumped and Stapy shot a clip behind, sending himf lying towards the Owl, the Owl's eyes widened and couldnt stop, just then Braclety's front knocked back at the owl and thanks to the force of the clip shot, Braclety's sides snapped around the Owl and into the Beaver, causing a quick snap of action, afterwards Braclety fell down and took the clip off their back and the animal duo were wounded on the ground.
Stapy: ''Woah great thinking Liy!''
Liy:''Yeah, yeah. you can thank me later, but we arent done... hmm hey Stapy, Braclety wanna ditch these guys and find our exit on our own?''
Stapy: ''But wouldnt that be.. wrong?''
Braclety says with excitement: ''Well i wanna see Ice cube as soon as possible! i wanna see her Stapy! I wanna see her!''
Stapy groaned before responding: ''Ugh.. fine lets go.''
Liy, Stapy and Braclety eventually agreed on leaving everyone else behind as they sneaked pass Blam and Match and Pencil interactions thats been going on this whole time.
Flumpty notices that Beaver and Owl are down and so enlarges his hands and scoops both of them before mushing his hands and revealing a frankenstein-ification that is: Beavowl!
Flumpty: ''Welp youve gotten your second chance in life, be free my ugly rat bird!''
and tosses them back at 8 ball, Beavowl were on the floor and looked up face to face at 8ball whos now full of scratch wounds.
8 ball says monotony yet maybe slight hint of sarcasm: ''... great now i have 8 scratch wounds on me. not like i have a favorite number or anything.''
it then cuts to Flumpty's joyful face as some blood squirts into him, as the wall showcases shadows of 8 ball rolling over the Beavowl.
it then cuts to Roboty being, well useless along side Firey JR standing on his boxy head.
Firey JR: ''Gee, what a bunch of freakshows, eh?''
we then view Roboty's POV and responded in morse code: ''I SEEN WORSE.''
just then he gets a error message from.. Redman. it said ''Loading in self destruction, do nothing if you want to blow or something.''
Roboty says in morse code: ''UH OH.''
it then cuts back to the confrontation between Blam and Pencil with Match with Blam eventually taking Match and breaking her in two with his knee.
Blam says in aggressive monotone voice: ''Yeah you dont like it now do you.''
Pencil was breathing heavily... thinking about the old days.. just then she yelled out: ''Oh youre so DEAD you block head!''
She rushed at Blam whom made a scary face and screeched at her, they were smacking each other and just then she punched Blam right in the face, being sunked in like in a cartoon, then she quickly moved her hand away from it, after a fine second or two Blam in response pulled the back of his stretched head and his face whipped at Pencils face and causing her to stumble (said stretched face that Blam quickly made also referenced that one iconic camera frame he does)
just when Blam had a upper hand, Four gotten a idea and shows a visualization of Four switching Pencil's and Flumptys brains with each other, just then it cuts to Pencil in Bumpty's body as she... examined her hands... and powers?
anyways just as Blam was about to stomp Flumpty in Pencil, Pencil in Flumpty stretched out dozens of hands behind Blam and pulled him over off screen before loud screeching and fighting is heard... last thing remaining is a party hat in a puddle of blood as Pencil in Flumpty approaches Four, their faces hidden in shadow.
it then cuts to Liy, Stapy and Braclety as they tried finding a way out... just then they encounter Purple face now frozen solid in a scared expression.
Stapy: ''...Uhm... whats with him?''
Liy: ''I know as much as you. maybe its Four's some kind of a weird punishment or something''
Stapy: ''Punish him for what exactly?''
as Liy and Stapy continued converstation, Braclety says out loud.
''Uhm... guys? whats that?''
Braclety points at the dark lit hallway and reveals a.. egg shaped figure with yellow eyes.
just then Golden Flumpty's floating head jumpscared towards Braclety and the screen flashes in white before it fates back the halls and reveals Braclety is now frozen shut.
Liy and Stapy watched in horror before Liy screamed out: ''RUN!''
cutting back to Four and Pencil in Flumpty's body.
Four: ''Woah that actually worked! anyways sorry for being gone for a bit.''
Four then pointed up and says: ''anyways now you just gotta-
Pencil in Flumpty then hit Four HARD against a wall, cracking it.
Pencil in Flumpty: ''...Youre now gonna have a taste of your own medicine, Four! im done with stupid algebra!''
Four:''Ugh... Pencil look i know youre mad! but dont forget im the only one that can get you out!''
Four didnt take Pencils threats seriously nor really found them threatening. just then Pencil in Flumpty began morphing some halls walls into a bullet shape and pointed it at Four... also Dora walked out of the hole covered in blood. in the background Braclety's screams were heard and after a pause she then rushed to the scream.
Pencil in Flumpty: ''..Bye, Four.''
Just then Pencil's appeared behind Flumpty's body and Pencil's body formed back to Flumpty's as he then ripped off Pencil in Flumpty's head off, revealing top half of Pencil. (referencing a Flumpty comic) Pencil's eyes widened a bit as she slowly turned around towards Flumpty whom now has a thousands teeth staring back at Pencil. cutting to Four wooden chunks of Pencil were tossed at his direction.
Four:''Hey hows that even possible! i switched your minds!''
Flumpty: ''Well this shell is hard to crack buddy ol pal. and i'll make sure you dont four-get that.''
Four: ''Well im not out of options.''
he then whistled and... Fourse came running through Flumpty and then Four gotten on top of it.
Four: ''I bet you dont have a horsie to duel with me, Yolk for brains!''
Flumpty: ''Hmph. i think i've heard you say that already. but regardless i dont need a horsie! i have a eyesaur!''
Four and Fourse stood there confused before saying:''...Youre having a eyesore?''
just then the hole on the wall begins revealing dozens of eyes in the dark.... cutting back to stapy and Liy. with Stapy bouncing forward and Liy running and trying to find a way out.
Stapy: ''Uhm... Liy?''
Liy: ''What?!''
before he could respond Golden Flumpty's head rushed him, before anything happened to Stapy, Dora blocked Golden Flumpty which sended her back a bit and made her a bit cold.
Both Stapy and Liy say in unison: DORA?!
Dora then nods and gives them a sign to run as she deals or distracts Golden Flumpty.
Liy and Stapy began running again and then went outside of the school halls before they stop to see the mouth of Four at the top.
Stapy: ''Oh phew... this is it, Liy!... So how do we get up there?''
Liy took a second to respond: ''Oh! i didnt think that far ahead.''
Stapy's demeanor then changed to a concerned frown:''...What?''
Liy: ''Okay dont freak out! w-we can go back and get supplies to build a tower!''
Stapy: ''Right.. now?'' he said as he looked back at where theyve came from...
cutting back to Four V Flumpty, Eyesaur crawled out of its hole and the many heads groan and screech as they confront Four on the Fourse, both looked terrified.
Four: ''O-Okay, uhh... dont panic Fourse, we can-''
The Fourse quickly rushes over Eyesaur and runs away with Eyesaur chasing them.
Just then Eyesaur stops by a lake with many heads looking for where they couldve headed...
Just then Four in kraken form pops out of the ocean and its tentacles grab a ship and angerly throws it at Eyesaur, leaving nothing but red mist.
The kraken Four then spits out Four riding a Fourse as kraken form disolves into liquid.
as Four rides Fourse they come to a stop as Flumpty's nowhere to be found... he then noticed Firy JR on 8 ball and Roboty beeping in panic.
Four: ''Hey wheres that egg!''
Firey JR: ''hey dont look at us! Roboty kept distracting us!''
cutting back to Roboty's POV, theres dozens and dozens of redmans ads playing all around and glitching his systems, just as the bomb bar reaches at its end fully his screen freezes.
Flumpty then teleports behind Four and his Fourse and says: ''Wow buddy ol pal. majority of your contestants kicked the bucket.''
Four: ''Oh yeah? well i can r-EGGspawn them back!''
Firey JR: ''...Dude that pun sucked-
Four zapped JR out of existence before respawning Stapy, David, Pencil, Match and.. not Firey JR.
Flumpty: ''Oh joy! two can play that game, shouldve four-seen this.''
the lights flicker before they stop and the flumpty gang are back like nothing happened to them.
Four: ''Aw, COME ON! This is gonna take forever!''
8 ball chimes in smugly: ''dont you mean FOUR-eve-
he gets zapped too.
Just as both sides await one to strike first... Roboty explodes. it was so big and loud that the Four outside coughed some smokes. X was next to him and the moment X saw that they looked concerned.
cutting to Liy and Stapy, as they built the tower they fell down alongside the tower from the big boom.
Stapy: ''Ugh... what.. was that?''
Liy: ''It must be heated in there... quick! lets rebuild!''
cutting back to Flumpty and Four, the halls all have a dirty look to them.
Four: ''gee.. what even was that?''
as smoke clears, Flumpty was already standing before saying: ''My turn!''
Four: ''...Huh?''
and with that Flumpty pulls out a scooter and it rushes through Four, so fast it splats him on the ground, cutting to Liy and Stapy. they were about to get out... only for Flumpty to rush through them and kill them in a instant.
Cutting to the outside, Four spits out Flumpty whom was riding high and fast into the sky. likely going to space. Four liquified before gaining a form again as he looks angry.
Four: ''THAT. IS. IT. Im next level mad.''
He then turned big and stretches his legs before jumping towards the sun. sending X flying as he flew up.
it cuts to space with Four slowly arriving to the sun and Flumpty riding everywhere uncontrollably.
The Climax
Four takes over the sun and tries zapping Flumpy off his scooter before finally landing a hit, a explosion happens and Flumpty made a :O face as he slowly floated towards Four the sun.
Flumpty: ''...Wow now that cracks me up!''
Four: ''Oh yeah? well this is your the egg!''
and with that the sun scorched white instead of blue as he screeched at Flumpty. imitating onaf 3's ending as Flumpty began cracking.
just then... time stops as we look into Flumpty's thoughts.
''Hmph. is this really where i die? is this where my story eggs?
it then cuts to Flumpty imitating metro man from megamind scenes of when he was thinking his lifes choises as time stopped... eventually it cuts back to current situation and Flumpty thinks to himself
''Welp. i had fun.''
time unstops instantly and Four's screech eventually made Flumpty explode...
After that Four popped out of the sun and says: ''Hah! youve just gotten scrambled!... hmmm i think this sun's too big now. could cause global warming... let me help with that!''
He then stretched his hand over the sun, imitating BFB 1 when Four shrinked black hole, just as Four succeeded it cuts to Bfb's intro and rolls through the contestants.... oh.
theyre all... replaced by Flumpty well except for Eggy.
Four witnessing this questions this.
''W-What?! where are my contestants??? whats going on!''
Just then Flumpty flew in quick fashion and gripped his arm with his hand, the fingers tangle around Four's arm tightly like snakes as Flumpty had a dead-pan wide smile.
Flumpty: ''Oh i'll tell you whats going ON alright... Its myyyyy tuuuuuurn.''
as Flumpty says this Four's powers began sucking into him, his arm turning blue.
Four was panicking as he couldnt believe whats hes witnessing
Four: ''W-WAIT! STOP! X HELP!''
Just as Four's fully powerless, a portal opens below him as Flumpty lets go of his arm and lets him to fall.
once Four lands the egg shaped lightbulb lightens up and reveals that hes now in onaf 3's office, specifically Flumptys night. Four was looking around in fear. as the scene... it cuts to the dark empty hallways and when it cuts back to Four... Flumpty was standing behind him. with Flumptys face replaced with GAME OVER. it cuts to static...
then it reveals Flumpty's own game show where everyone is Flumpty.
Flumpty: ''now for todays cake at stake, you get a eyeball!''
Flumpty ''and... with 1 vote...Eggy wins both!''
Eggy: ''Oh. wow the viewers- er... viewer really love me! though.. whos eyes are these?''
Flumpty: ''Oh dont worry!''
he then faces the camera.
''Just from a Four-getable foe.''
K.O.
Now for the stats that each character takes:
AP - Both have shown to have crazy powers with Four showing off more and Flumpty while having less still are powerfull. Hell Flumpty and a little bit Four was able to morph reality and Four not only manipulate minds but also disfigure people into scribbles. along side having other similar powers.
DURABILITY - Both.. have very good durability, Flumpty survived a gigantic explosion thanks to being immune to plot and Four being able to turn into a liquid and legit survived being erased out of existence!
CREW / ARMY - Four takes for the Crew section, the contestants like exitors legit have greater feats and more things to analyse about compared to Flumptys. i mean we know Blam or Grunkfuss are bendable like rubber or what not. Although Redman can come useful given his hacking abilities... but sadly theres only one robot, being Roboty, but thankfully for what we know so far any robot from bfdi can be turned into a bomb as shown with Remote and Robot Flower. and yeah Eyesaur also has alot to them, theyre a dinosaur made out of Flumptys previous victims, but eh... we dont have much info abt it anyways. and in theory is likely more grounded compared to the Exitors.
FEATS - Aside of Flumpty having more experience than Four given he was alive before time existed. Flumpty even takes feats. he can morph reality and even decapitated doctor mario! Meanwhile Four on the other hand at best controlled the sun or survived being erased from existance if X finds its value is canon. even then Flumpty... killed Golden Flumpty, a hallucination. something that doesnt exist.
CONTEXT - as for the tie breaker goes to: FLUMPTY!!!! Okay so Flumpty is not limited to plot- scratch that hes above it! meanwhile Four was stuck in bfdi verse and couldnt escape. sure Four has shown breaking the fourth wall but he was still part of the plot when demanded. Flumpty MADE the onaf places, and he was in control. and thats without mentioning the elephant in the room: yoyle lites. They have shown to be able to travel through time, and give powers to people like the algebraliens. and it seems like anybody can have this said power. even contestants could use them. speaking of which.. they can be STOLEN.
Pencil after turning overpowered not only stole Fours OWN yoyle lite powers but even beaten him up and tossed him out of the hotel. and if overpowerment can steal that kind of power then theres no doubt to say that Flumpty in theory should be able to too.
While Four might have powers that'd give him a title of ''god'' Flumpty is a ''chaos god of death'' and for a good reason. he isnt immune to plot. hell he probably escaped this script right no-
THE WINNER IS FLUMPTY.
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